er um.. ok folks.. I saw this on Tri's page and.. started screwing around with it and.. well some of em were to funny not to post so.. here they are....

"Go to urbandictionary. com, and type in your answer to each question in the search box. Only use the first page."


1. Your name?
Phoenix: The Phoenix is a mythical sacred firebird.
Said to live for 500 or for 1461 years, the phoenix is a male bird with beautiful gold and red plumage. The Phoenix was said to rise from ashes.
(oh great.. the female firecat is a male bird... *rolls eyes*)

2. Nickname?
Phoe: One of lesser intelligence, rank/status, and/or worth.
(oh great.. so we got it all wrong.. i'm supposed to be the uke...)

3. Relationship status?
Bound: the act of doing the dirty in the storage closet of your highschool (if you do it in middle school, you're just a slut)
(haha now this makes sense....)

4. Your best friend..(s)?
Sanzo: Sanzo is a buddhist monk in the anime series of Saiyuki. His habits deviate from the norm of a regular monk while he smokes, drinks, cusses, and even has yaotic and sexual pleasures with his slave Gayden Goku from Mt. Kaka.

He is 23 years old, the oldest in the group and has an array of shiny blonde strands to his head that are like the sun. This is his attack to get people to fall in love with him so he can then shoot them and protect the maten scriptures which were places into his hands.

(my god.. I just had to laugh at this one.... I love the way they thought of him...)


5.) What should you be doing?
Sleeping: To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
(and this one is the one that made me have to put this up.. see now.. I even get pervy answers here.. lol)

6.) Favorite Food?
Dark chocolate: Refering to a Blind Ethiopian male's lower regions. Mainly focusing on his penis, tallywacker, johnson, willy, or dong. This term is often used to pick up the ladies.
(hahaha I always knew there was a reason i liked dark chocolate.. XD)


7.) Home State?
Cali: land that endures the verbal abuse of other states and nations while still welcoming the dreams and aspirations of other states and nations. Impossible to stereotype, yet often the subject of the crulest stereotypes.
(wow.. fun one.. gotta love living here.. *rolls eyes again*)


8. Finish the line: "the best thing in life is __? (things in life are)
Freedom: Something the American people just think they have
(hahaha so very true... XD)

9. Word to describe yourself?
Flirt: A person who is innocently overly friendly, especially the type of friendliness that is interpeted as seduction. Actions may include: giving away number, blowing kisses, caressing, and free lapdances. Also see Angelica.
(er um.. do i have to say there *is* a reason I get called Gojyo so darn much?)


10. Where were you yesterday?
at my computer: a machine for downloading porn
(ahahaha! yep so exactly what I do on mine.. *rolls eyes*)